So how are you feeling today BBW LOVER?Have you found just the Right lady for tonight?
Is she thick as all Get Out?
when she walks by make you wanna shout?
I HOPE SO, and if not, something has gone terribly wrong in your universe.
Maybe you are out on the town with your SHOWGIRL, while your BBW is at home getting ready for you?
Sad to say but some of you are guilty of this very crime. Calling your BBW at the wrong time!
So here is a Lesson in Timing for The BBW Lover!1. Be Consistent! Trust me, we know when you attempt to make us a Convenience. (Sadface)
2. Be Honest! If the heaviest woman you have ever been with was under 200 lbs. Tell The truth. ( we know you like hips & azz anyway!)
2a. Had to go a bit further here. We know because you cannot handle a BBW in the same manner which you Handle a LW. IT requires, skill, patience, ingenuity, and a DAMN STRONG BACK! (ijs)
3.IN CONCLUSION YOUR TIMING MUST BE PERFECT WHEN FOLLOWING THESE GUIDELINES.
IT MUST BE DONE ALWAYS, EVERYDAY, & NOW!
Happy Valentines Day...I guess!
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